Sunday, August 26, 2007

Please Explain #2

Can someone explain China vs. Cuba to me? (preferably someone from the FOX News Channel...)

Question: Why is it forbidden for an American to even VISIT Cuba? Or buy one of their see-gars?

Question: Why do Americans do megazillions in business with China? And why are we helping them with the Olympics?

Wait a minute -- I know! It's because Cuba has a communistic political system!

China, on the other hand, has... a... communistic political system...

(SFX: needle scratches across surface of vinyl record)

It's all clear now. I answered my own question.

(Cuba shore looks like a lot more fun, though...)

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