Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Wall Street Didn't Have a Prayer – Until Now!

My friends, in case you missed it, today was the “Day of Prayer for the World’s Economies."

Cindy Jacobs, who is spearheading the effort, explains why world economies are sinking:

“This is so severe in the economic area because we are facing judgment from the actions, not only for our stance towards Israel, but our blatant sin against Him in passing laws such as the one allowing homosexual marriages.”

You heard it right. Forget unchecked greed and foolish leveraging practices. Don't believe the "experts" who claim risky mortgages were to blame. Gay marriage and Israel are the reasons behind the meltdown.

“Don’t think you’re going to be in sin and that God will take care of you in these hard economic times. Holiness is key,” Cindy said.

“We are going to intercede at the site of the statue of the bull on Wall Street to ask God to begin a shift from the bull and bear markets to what we feel will be the 'Lion’s Market,' or God’s control over the economic systems,” she said. “While we do not have the full revelation of all this will entail, we do know that without intercession, economies will crumble.”

Hey, that sounds great! If we pray hard enough, we'll get our economies straightened out. The stock market will rise, Gordon Gecko will get his big end-of-year bonus check, and we'll each be able to borrow against our adjustable rate mortgages again.

Sounds like heaven... on earth!

1 comment:

Red said...

I now fully comprehend the phrase "it boggles the mind", for I am all boggled.