Special Guest Columnist: Kyle McTavish

Today, Blogrizzard is pleased to present the analysis of Kyle McTavish, a 37-year old, twice-divorced wood floor refinisher from Kissimmee, FL. Kyle is a self-made businessman employing 3 part-time workers. He enjoys Toby Keith concerts, the movies of Matthew McConaughey, FOX News, and playing games on his Wii. Not surprisingly, he has strong views about the much-debated bailout for Detroit, now being discussed in Washington.

Nothing fires me up more than government interventions. This auto bailout has really got me worked up.

To the unions out there. You've had it too good for too long. High on the hog. Paid vacation. Benefits. Dental. Eye. I pulled myself up by my bootstraps to make something of myself. Nobody guaranteed me a $30 an hour job. Everything I've got I worked for. Maybe now you guys will learn about an honest day's work like I have. Ha!

To the widows of dead auto employees who will loose their health benefits if the auto companies go bankrupt. Pull yourself up by your bootstraps. There are no guarantees in life. If your husband would have built his own business like I did, you wouldn't be asking for handouts. Nobody helped me. I built my business from the ground up. Put myself through tech school. Everybody in this country has got to work, and that includes widows. No handouts from the government. No liberalism.

Liberals have made this great nation weak because of socialism. Before you know it we'll be like Sweden. Everybody wants a handout. "Give me a handout, I'm displaced." Detroit wants a handout. Widows want a handout. The blacks want a handout. The gays want a handout. NOBODY gave me a handout. I pay my child support. I pulled my own self up by my own bootstraps. When I get old, I won't ask nobody for a handout. I'll take care of myself.

So, to the auto workers. Get yourself some training, get a new job, and stop asking for handouts. There are no free lunch's in life! Get with the program, morans. No more political correctness. Pull yourself up by your bootstraps, just like I did. Thats what Americas about. If you don't like it, I have some advise, move to Sweden and get some handouts.