Proclaim your Christian faith this holiday season with a lovely simulated burning cross! Suggested donation: $81.85.
Apparently the American Family Association doesn't realize that this symbol has been used by the Ku Klux Klan for decades to terrorize Black and Jewish families uppity enough to be alive and live in houses with front yards. Otherwise, they'd never allow their organization to even appear to be indifferent to this ugly side of American history.
By the way, the A.F.A. (founded by Joyce DeWitt-hater Donald Wildmon) is based in Tupelo, Mississippi. Support family values, y'all!